I wish I had a room

someday I will make you feel like shit just by looking at you and smiling

but not today

you ever scroll through your facebook friends looking for someone you could potentially date and you just don’t find anyone?

oh what that’s just me

whatever i’m over it

“Get your shit together, I’m talking to you

Get your shit together, my friend

Get your shit together, I’m talking to you

Would you rather lose by a landslide or lose by a few?”

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Religious person: Join us and we’ll take you to church.

Nonreligious person: Join us and we’ll take you to the stars.

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